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Advice
Submitted by Walt Cleaver on Thu, 04/17/2008 - 13:36.
Submitted by Walt Cleaver on Thu, 04/17/2008 - 13:19.
| A: Now now buddy. You may have every right to deliver a good smack on the kisser, but think boy think! If we resorted to violence everytime we were displeased by the little woman, we'd only have sore knuckles.
Your best bet is to simply tell her that if she can't cook your steak rare, you will start having dinner with your chippy and will have to cut her food allowance in half.
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Submitted by Walt Cleaver on Thu, 04/17/2008 - 12:16.
| A: The best Old Fashioned cocktail is the one in your hand.
Old Fashioned afficiado's drink many iterations of this wonderful concoction, but basically the cocktail is constructed thusly:
- Old Fashioned glass
- Ice (lots)
- Brown alcohol (rye or bourbon preferred)
- Sugar water (either sugar cube w/water or simple syrup)
- Bitters (2, 3, or 4 dashes)
- Orange slice
- Lemon slice
- Marschino cherry
Note: Communists hate Old Fashioned's AND God.
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